Who Can Suck It Now?

You know, I've really been stewing over this for a couple of weeks now.  And you know who I think can majorly suck it?  Bitches who act as though they've picked up a Ph.D. in Psychology while gaining "inner peace" at their yoga classes.  While they may claim they "only tell you things for your own good" and are doing so "out of friendship", the truth is these whores are just downright nasty and judgmental and seem to get off on acting better than everyone else.

So you can suck it from here to eternity, MJ!

This Week in Suck It News - 4/4/11

So here are a couple of things that can SUCK IT this week:

1)  My GE refrigerator, which sounds like a friggin' freight train when the motor starts running.  You stupid piece of crap!  And the stupid GE repair is likely to cost almost as much as just buying a new damn refrigerator.

2)  Mean people.  They just out-and-out suck!  But there is a way to laugh and feel a little better - try checking out www.disscards.net.  Such a fun site!

3)  Kudus.  I say this because an attack by a kudu led to the eventual death of one of the most noble cheetahs around - Chewbaaka.  Chewbaaka lived at the Cheetah Conservation Fund in Namibia and he will be sorely missed.

That is all for now.  Until next time...

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Greetings!  Sit back and relax while I tell you what Suck It News is all about.

What is Suck It News?

When something or someone really pisses you off, don't you just feel like telling them to, "Suck It!"?  Well, that's what this blog is all about.

The reason for its creation is quite simple.  On Super Bowl Sunday 2011, I wrote, "Suck It, Pittsburgh" on my Facebook page after the Steelers lost the game (I was, obviously, rooting for the Packers to win).  This, in turn, caused a shit-storm which eventually led to me losing one of my best friends of 8 years.  Why?  Because she and her family, being originally from Pittsburgh and die-hard Steelers fans, thought that I was being rude, offensive, juvenile and classless by posting said comment.  Apparently it's not okay to root against the Steelers.

In any event, I'm trying to look on the positive and what I believe to be quite entertaining side of this whole debacle.  So each week, someone or something will make it to the Suck It News headline.  It can be mundane (like telling my sister-in-law to suck it after sending me pictures of her delicious bowl of baked potato soup from Houlihan's) or sports related (like telling Kentucky to suck it after knocking Ohio State out of the NCAA tourney this year and ruining my brackets) or anything else that deserves a suck it shout-out.  And I encourage others to do the same.  As Frank Costanza famously said,

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

 So here we go...